the pizza actor on breaking bad is amazing
The most ridiculous thing I have done today is draw the Avengers as LOST characters, and that includes my impulsive tattoo so that is saying something.
I am the worst at telling a joke oh my GOD
me: well like in the 70s they made birth supplements or something for pregnant women and a lot of women were taking it and it took a couple of years before they finally caught on that it was causing birth defects
me: so this one woman took it through her term and the day finally comes for her to give birth
Colin: oh yeahhhh
me: she finally gets the baby out but the nurses take it away and she's left alone for a little while before the doctor comes back in
me: he tells her flatout that he has good news and bad news and asks what she wants to hear first
me: she asks for the bad news, and he tells her that she has just given birth to a giant 7 lb ear
Colin: o
me: wait I'm laughing hold on
me: I think that was the good news
me: god
me: anyways
me: THEN
Colin: chisrt
me: oh mGOD hold on
me: kfbvhdjfkadgsjd
me: K'm dying
me: okay so that;s news
me: and then she's like
me: what's the bad news
me: and the doctor tells her
me: it's deaf
Colin: oh my god
