absorb it through your skin as a newt would

ghostkid:

so every time i go into work my phone pocket dials a ton of people because of me standing by the tortilla press and the heat messes with it

it started calling maybe one or two people and slowly worked it’s way to calling about ten people and calling them more than once

but yesterday let me tell you what it did

it called emilee, my mom, tumblr, the number 3 a few times, the number 6, the number 3 with a “*” after it, deleted the clock and weather widget from my home screen, rearranged all my homescreen menus, and downloaded the following picture and set it as my background

i have no idea where that picture is from or who those people are

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