absorb it through your skin as a newt would
Real women have three dimensions.

au-nat-urelle:

golbleen:

ficshunspacecowboy:

octoprole:

lignumvitae:

brotherentropy:

rendigo:

heliainahandbasket:

averyterrible:

real women are continuous and have cardinality aleph-one

real women excrete a black substance in order to form a cocoon. 

real women unhinge their jaws to consume their prey whole

real women release a vengeful ghost when slain under a yellow moon

real women are undying space-gods come to earth to give laser guns to the mayans

real women sacrifice living prey to appease the queen hivemind of the elder gods

real women house pillars  of  wasp  eggs in their lower abdomens

real women become necromancers who emit an aura of death once a month

real women scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. scorpions. 

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    Real women form a commutative ring under the union and concatenation operations.
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    Real women can be extended to a continuous function on all the space.
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    Nah it’s cool. It was like… really quiet for like a month and then a bunch of people found it again.
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    i’m so sorry
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    Real woman don’t contain the empty set and are closed under superset.
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