absorb it through your skin as a newt would

guys like to complain about how hard it is to get a girlfriend and how they’re always being put in the ‘friend-zone’

maybe if they actually TRIED building an attractive nest out of pebbles they would find a female to mate with before the harsh winter came, did they ever consider THAT

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