May 2012
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quazza:
marththebland:
Why is everyone talking about Starbucks did something happen did they invent a new coffee did they finally come up with coffo
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ghostkid:
doesn’t anybody else find it suspicious that homestuck rhymes with communism and despair?
thecatacombkid:
internetsafety101:
seriously yall know asking for something sweetened with milk and stuff at starbucks is the stupidest shit in the world
get black coffee/tea and do it all yourself and pay like 1.19 i think it is? 1.43? they have a whole station with milks and sweeteners and even FLaVORS for a reason
I disagree with this if you’re getting a latte or something and then do...
thecatacombkid:
You know, Starbucks isn’t overpriced if you don’t add two million things to your coffee.
If you just get a goddamn black coffee or like a latté with one flavor you’re fine.
It’s when you go venti half-caf non-fat latté with caramel mocha and extra whipped cream and four shots of espresso that you start to pay may more you dingus.
also if you register a gift card there are no...
maisieflorence asked: was in the worse mood, then i watched that video you made and now i cant stop laughing, i dont know why. THANK YOU FOR THAT.
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Anonymous asked: can I please start a Monica's Adorable Tiny Precious Voice fan club
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everybody please tell my parents how sweet and innocent and kind you are so they’;ll let me fly across the country to meet you pls..,……..
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I MIGHT GO TO DISNEY 2K12?!?!? iwhtout the disney part but omg
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marththebland:
“that’s the power of the keyblade,” i say about everything
sam and I have been on turn 99 of draw something for the past 5 turns now and it;s the most stressful thing ever
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Doll Maker: You can be ANYTHING you want!! You’re a princess now!
Me: clicks mermaid tail
Me: leaves on default bra
Me: adds leaves to hair
Me: I’m beautiful
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did somebody say mcchicken
it’s funny because I’m terrible at swimming
just imagine me being a really ungraceful mermaid
flopping around and sinking to the bottom every now and again because I get frustrated and just give up
hahaha yeah
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“i hate facebook. i mean. tumblr. i mean homestuck”
– i emerge triumphant in the end (via marththebland)
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uhhh I don’t think I’ve ever met a celebrity
I touched a picture of Will Smith once
Anonymous asked: Oh my god, youre so fucking cute. I want to kidnap you and keep you forever.
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Watchi’m so sorry
jellybeing:
i really love monica i feel like if i monica lived by me we would be best friends but we would also use that power for evil and evil goes by the name of homestuck
OMG IS THIS ME am I the chosen monica omg I’m smiling so hard my cheeks hurt oh my gosh kiss
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your...
mrdustinvu asked: OMG! I'm a partner at Starbucks too! :D
Anonymous asked: I JUST GOT AN INTERVIEW AT A STARBUCKS NEAR ME WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO GET ME FOR SURE QUALIFIED I'M SO NERVOUS AHHH!
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Watchbrink182:
Horn
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Murder weapon
cutlerish:
Without prompting, Maggie has informed me that her top three choices for potential murder weapons would be:
3. Poison.
2. Carbon Monoxide.
And my wife’s number one murder weapon of choice?
1. A knife made out of ice. Because “the evidence would just melt away”.
I just had a pulled pork sandwich with watermelon and iced tea
how very summer of me
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
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Please help me out, I'm trying to graduate. →
dualchainz:
At my school, we have to make a product to go with a presentation. I chose to do a blog for my product. If you guys could maybe look at it and post a comment on one of the posts I’ve made talking about how it interested you or something would be amazing. My presentation is today so the more comments I have the better I look, you know? Please please please everyone reblog this so I...
homestuck will slowly ruin every single thing you love
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Watchjakemulford:
constellationlcd:
studying for finals
ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?
tomlinsarse:
this is literally me every time i open photoshop
