April 2012
odair:
thebogonoslo:
odair:
there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’
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Important Question:
venusaurphobia:
venusaurphobia:
Can I mix American and Cheddar cheese?
I did it.
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buttsbutts:
ryanhatesthis:
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princeofkokoros:
princeofkokoros:
princeofkokoros:
princeofkokoros:
I CREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SOMEONNE WAS BEHIND ME BUT IT WAS MY HAIR OMG
SCREAFED
CREAMED
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marththebland:
why is neopets showing me geico ads
i’m clearly a child
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hideway:
I think politics are dumb and we should have elected Snoop Dogg to dictator years ago.
princeofkokoros:
princeofkokoros:
princeofkokoros:
princeofkokoros:
I CREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SOMEONNE WAS BEHIND ME BUT IT WAS MY HAIR OMG
SCREAFED
CREAMED
brandnewswastikas:
A lot of people think that the pee hole is exit only. Well, I have some great news.
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isabelisweird:
dropping out of school to become a full-time dolphin
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jellybeing:
Sam: I don’t really like onions but I think they’re important. Me: why? They’re gross. Sam: Because if we didn’t have any we would be cave people.
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stockade:
A few years ago my brother had these horrible abdominal pains. They would get really bad and he couldn’t walk. We took him to the doctor and do you know what it was? It was literally an enormous fart. The doctor prescribed daily crunches to help squeeze the enormous fart bubble out.
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buttsbutts:
i love appliances that just turn on when you plug them in, i think they’re the most ambitious of all the appliances
I’m hungry and I have a coupon for free pancakes at an IHOP that’s 3 minutes away
there’s obviously only one thing to do
I’m gonna go to bed
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everets:
lie in a bathtub full of
baby jellyfish that
don’t have stingers they just
lick your fingers like
dogs or kittens and
you feel so happy that
a cat
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zukuku:
zukuku:
my mum just made the most aesthetically pleasing piece of toast i have ever seen in my life and then she had to ruin it by slathering homos all over it heueuughshd
HUMMUS*********
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venusaurphobia:
Jumping near a trampoline.
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hideway:
pramp:
you are holding 3 unopened beers
is this some kind of text adventure
GO EAST
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Entertainment Weekly's "Avengers" group interview...
thallydraper:
EW: You’ve been doing interviews for the film separately or in pairs. What kinds of questions have you been getting the most? JOSS WHEDON: [imitating the mellow voice of a reporter] “Were you worried about the fanboy expectations? How do you get all these characters in one movie?” CHRIS HEMSWORTH: ”So, who has the biggest biceps?” [rolling his eyes] Shoot me. Me and Evans talked...
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Watch
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porkot:
today started off just like any normal day, i was driving to work when ‘how do i live’ came on the radio. i turned it up one notch and whispered “homestuck” to myself. thats when it happened. suddenly, thousands, no millions of people filled the streets, some coming out of alleyways, some jumped out of their cars, stopping traffic, some even seemed to fall from the heavens. “THIS” they...
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brandnewswastikas:
It’s probably alright to eat a little bit of plastic.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
