March 2012
a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
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5 pm time to go to bed
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
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an alphabet soup that actually has every letter of the alphabet, a couple of numbers, that one æ thing, and a silhouette of a smiling Bill Cosby (1 per can)
tiny spoons are the best
I want to have regular size food and plates but give me tiny silverware to eat it with
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why didn’t you guys ever tell me to follow vondell I’m mad at all of you now
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ohhhhh PLANT
I KEPT THINKING ABOUT TREES
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picturebomb replied to your post: I Get Money by 50 Cent will play at my funeral and…
hi monica its colin on max’s tumblr again just cHECKING IN ON YOU BECAUSE why not
gosh colin it’s called TEXSTING what’f I never posted about my 50 Cent funeral song????? let us imagine this alternate timeline
just kidding no time 8) for that I’m gonna ollie outie to my sweet sweet...
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I Get Money by 50 Cent will play at my funeral and I demand that I am propped up and made to properly break it down, break it down to the ground
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I’m an /artist/
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OH NO I’M GETTING EMOTIONAL OVER STARBUCKS HELP
I LOVE STARBUCKS SO MUCH I’M GONNA CR Y
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If you draw a brown circle I’ll know it’s Kanye but if you draw out the entire website that I’m on every day it’ll take me a few minutes
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houou:
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robotverve:
conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and...
I’m in my Chem lab and I just had 3 different guys ask me if my skull tattoo was real/ tell me they liked it/ that it was hardcore
for only 50 cents have guys call you hardcore: the monica crosby story
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Fact:
heronqueenblues:
100% of the people who have ever gone swimming have died or will die sometime in the future.
Don’t think you can beat the odds.
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hiimraquel reblogged your photoset: my dog sophie isn’t even blind she’s just weird
Sophie, quit fuckin around its getting old
