everets: i made a rap video jesus christ ian
everets: if i had a nipple for every time i drank fruit punch that’d be weird
100sportscars: following new blogs is like staying in a new hotel that being said, if i follow you i’m gonna need you to mail me some tiny shampoos
stockade: Why are you all surprised that I look manly I am the manliest man on the Internet nick
I was just in my bathroom and I couldn’t stop whispering “straight outta compton”
madcatter2k: doctor dre isn’t a realy doctor
pleasuregelf: How to pierce your nipple with a FORK part 1 - YouTube
madcatter2k: Ya, I consider myself a bit of a comedian. My favorite show is Family guy. My favorite comedian is Jack Black. Me and my friends are so freaking random, lol. Were always doing hilarious random stuff. *screams CHOCO BONER at passing traffic* Yeh. Thats just the kind of random person I am.
turbogay: SOMEONE RECOGNIZED ME FROM TUMBLR OH MY GOD….. OH MY GOD JESUS HE FREAKED OUT AND SHOOK MY HAND AND EVERYTHING oh ym god alex
diacrit: fireblast: It really irritates me when I’m at a show and the audience is singing along to the song they’re playing Like that’s awesome you know the lyrics but I didn’t pay money to hear your fucking voice now did I It really irritates me when I’m at a show and the audience is having fun Like that’s awesome you are capable of achieving the wild blissful happiness only possible at a...
dadsitter101: living with me must be really scary imagine hearing disembodied giggling for 6 hours straight and then it suddenly stops and a teen boy appears looking pissed as hell, grabs 3 bags of doritoes without saying anything to you, slams the door shut, and the giggling starts again
Me: I would like to report a missing boyfriend
911: Sir, where is the location ?
Me: my heart
girl: boy do u love me
boy: shuffles around nervously
girl: answer me
boy: eyes dart back and forth
girl: i love you
boy: turns head slowly to look at girl
girl: stop narrating all ur actions u fucking weirdo
dougbenson: failbag replied to your post: things that end up bad draw me morgan Monica As A Goldfish drawn by Morgan Brown, Age 18, Suffers from Autism joke’s on morgan I really am a goldfish
Thought pops into my head: “I should go read House of Leaves again!” get excited suddenly realize you packed up all your books for college and they are now 4 hours away I am going to kill myself oh my god I don’t move up for another 3 weeks WHY DIDN’T I JUST LEAVE HoL HERE WOW WOWWWW