August 2011
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Watcheverets:
i made a rap video
jesus christ ian
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everets:
if i had a nipple for every time i drank fruit punch that’d be weird
100sportscars:
following new blogs is like staying in a new hotel
that being said, if i follow you i’m gonna need you to mail me some tiny shampoos
July 2011
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stockade:
Why are you all surprised that I look manly I am the manliest man on the Internet
nick
I was just in my bathroom and I couldn’t stop whispering “straight outta compton”
madcatter2k:
doctor dre isn’t a realy doctor
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pleasuregelf:
How to pierce your nipple with a FORK part 1 - YouTube
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madcatter2k:
Ya, I consider myself a bit of a comedian. My favorite show is Family guy. My favorite comedian is Jack Black. Me and my friends are so freaking random, lol. Were always doing hilarious random stuff. *screams CHOCO BONER at passing traffic* Yeh. Thats just the kind of random person I am.
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turbogay:
SOMEONE RECOGNIZED ME FROM TUMBLR OH MY GOD….. OH MY GOD JESUS HE FREAKED OUT AND SHOOK MY HAND AND EVERYTHING
oh ym god alex
diacrit:
fireblast:
It really irritates me when I’m at a show and the audience is singing along to the song they’re playing
Like that’s awesome you know the lyrics but I didn’t pay money to hear your fucking voice now did I
It really irritates me when I’m at a show and the audience is having fun
Like that’s awesome you are capable of achieving the wild blissful happiness only possible at a...
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dadsitter101:
living with me must be really scary imagine hearing disembodied giggling for 6 hours straight and then it suddenly stops and a teen boy appears looking pissed as hell, grabs 3 bags of doritoes without saying anything to you, slams the door shut, and the giggling starts again
Me: I would like to report a missing boyfriend
911: Sir, where is the location ?
Me: my heart
911: :[[
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girl: boy do u love me
boy: shuffles around nervously
girl: answer me
boy: eyes dart back and forth
girl: i love you
boy: turns head slowly to look at girl
girl: stop narrating all ur actions u fucking weirdo
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dougbenson:
failbag replied to your post: things that end up bad
draw me morgan
Monica As A Goldfish
drawn by Morgan Brown, Age 18, Suffers from Autism
joke’s on morgan I really am a goldfish
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*sings deepyl*
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Thought pops into my head: “I should go read House of Leaves again!”
get excited
suddenly realize you packed up all your books for college
and they are now 4 hours away
I am going to kill myself oh my god
I don’t move up for another 3 weeks
WHY DIDN’T I JUST LEAVE HoL HERE WOW WOWWWW
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