June 2011
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My New Dog Lona
isabelisweird:
by: Isabel Sandoval D One day a girl named Jully went to the pet shop she look at a dog she said to her mom “Can I buy it”? her mom said “Yes honey pie”. She said “Thank you mom so much”. When they went home they caled her Lona. Every night they took her for a walk onder the moon. It was very quit. One night we were taking Lona for a walk in the park they sleped in the chear then...
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Isabel’s brother: Y u trolling dawg
Isabel’s brother: Ima fight u. Ul see
Isabel’s brother: Jk were gunna get married lok
Isabel’s brother: I want 27 kids though
thechosenjuan asked: i expect a comic now based on my hit idea or else i'm not adopting you
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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“JOKE’S ON YOU ISABEL I DON’T HAVE ANY GENITALS”
– Monica (via isabelisweird)
ghostofbooks:
i’ve accomplished my feat for my high school career
start out as the class clown, slowly become more and more reserved and inconspicuous, and go out the exact opposite of when i came in
i’m not in the list of seniors in the front of the yearbook and i’m not in the index, i only appear in two (very blurry) panoramic photos
in 30 years, everyone will think they just imagined my...
May 2011
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cassidybellmor:
knock knock
(who’s there)
to
(to who)
to whom
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To the anon who keeps asking where I live:
I don’t really want to tell an anon where I live???
maybe if you weren’t I would tell you but
why
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donphan:
failbag started following you
OH MAN
:D
effington:
failbag liked your photo
oh my god stop asdfghjk;sldkjhgfdsfas
donphan:
failbag liked your photo: i think bongos are my new favorite ungulate …
so
close
people are posting me liking their posts?
YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE
100sportscars:
failbag liked your audio post: Tim and Sam’s Tim and the Sam Band with Tim and…
cooooooooooooooooooll
what
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afreshwhisper:
excuse me, do you know how fast you were scrolling?
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Anonymous asked: http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/18075f9a_4162_5f51.jpg
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I found that waiter post in my drafts
it’s from 2 am last night go figure
that and the cured meat thing jesus no more staying up late for me ever
The waiter asks me “What would you like to eat?” and I say “nothing” but when he leaves I turn around and whisper, “everything.”
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“I feel like talking in plurals todays”
– Dad (via isabelisweird)
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Anonymous asked: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxvsj1wZn1qzesejo1_500.jpg
who is your friend and more importantly can i holla at her
actually you're holla worthy too
can i holla at y'all both
who is your friend and more importantly can i holla at her
actually you're holla worthy too
can i holla at y'all both
i’m going to sleep now
Anonymous asked: Is that seriously your number? Haha
There is actually something wrong with my phone, I sent it for repairs haha
E-mail? Haha
There is actually something wrong with my phone, I sent it for repairs haha
E-mail? Haha
I have to be up in 3.5 hours…………….
I got like 4 hours of sleep last night?? not enough sigh
I don’t know how I’ll function tomorrow at work but w/e I’m too tired to care at the moment
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Anonymous asked: Single? TIME TO MAKE MY MOVE!
Hi, I'm anon.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number on it. Haha
Hi, I'm anon.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number on it. Haha
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Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend?
Anonymous asked: what college are you going to?
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Anonymous asked: who is you? post your picture
