freeksandgeaks: the batman guys who work at six flags get paid to not smile one time i was trying really hard to make one smile and he got mad at me because i made him smile and he didn’t want to get fired oh my god
I’m really tired because I’ve gotten like 10 hours of sleep in the past 3 days but I can’t take a nap because I’m too excited for tonight exhausted hyper blogger blog
mr-snrub: joshishollywood? more like joshishardlygood
Drugs are useless. So are crosses, holy water or 9mm guns. Sorry. About the only...– house of leaves introduction; circa 1997. (via ice-nine)
myrrhman: zack-morris: cataquack: ...
myrrhman: WOW YOU DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU’RE AND YOUR!!! YOU’RE THUS AN UNCULTURED IDIOT AND I WON’T TAKE ANYTHING YOU SAY SERIOUSLY!!!!!! I’M SO MUCH BETTER AND MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU BECAUSE I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!! GET OUT OF HERE, MORON!!!
Ooooo today is Grad Bash aka “Theme Park Fun with Internet Friends Until 2 In The Morning” I AM SO READY
Practicing abstinence and wearing purity rings mean the same thing, first of all. Secondly, the Beatles dominated the music industry for 7 years, and still do. The Jonas Brothers were popular from 2007-2009. Case closed.
Did The Beatles have purity rings?
nowhere-boy: geeilikewombats: ohdami: buttgrowth: elizabethphan: amandaisinfant: alvareo: failbag: No, they didn’t. The Jonas Brothers are clearly a much better influence for teenagers. They praise the Lord our God, practice abstinence, wear purity rings, etc. What did The Beatles do? Drugs. That’s what The Beatles did. shieet the beatles understand life and make wayyyyyyyy...
So today I officially decided to major in Biology and minor in Business that way I can run my own othodontist office when the time comes SUCCESSFUL 4 LYFE
My dad came over and asked for just one bagel bite and I must’ve looked upset because he only took half of one
I’m going to eat all of the bagel bites and nobody can stop me
dadtown: i cant believe how weak my rhymes were back in middle school
mr-snrub: i’ve been doing some investigating, and it turns out that 6/2(1+2) is a trick question look at what happens if you zoom in really close at this point it becomes apparent that the real answer is 12, but there’s more to it than that, watch it looks kind of fuzzy but look what happens when you enhance it at this point it’s obvious that this goes much deeper than we...
freeksandgeaks: having a classroom full of people look at you is the worst oh my god most nerve-wracking experience in the world
can somebody draw this for me
futuresushi: buttsbutts: skubs: a guy is picking at a scab and he finally gets a good hold of it and he rips it off and he rips the skin off of his entire body and he weeps into his hands screaming “NOW HOW WILL I BECOME DISTRICT MANAGER OF THE CIRCLE K” colin always delivers
mr-snrub: that was my 15000th post
mr-snrub: i get excited when popular bloggers follow me even if i don’t follow them (it’s because i’m a huge fag)
myrrhman: For the win
funkyballoftits: everyone else should just kill themselves because you don’t have a dog as great as mine
ghostydickster: i’m gonna JERK OFF to CARTOON HORSES
myrrhman: ASS SO FAT THAT YOU COULD SEE IT FROM THE FRONT
Oh yeah, guess who made an iced coffee with no ice today? SUNGLASSES.jpg