December 2011
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I get off of work at 4 which is what time the farmer’s market down the street starts how perfect is that (really perfect)
I’m gonna go get some cheap homemade Indian food \m/
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brandnewswastikas:
I love making out. Making it out alive, that is. Video games are hard.
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cassidybellmor:
i stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone…
…and then it dawned on me
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WatchJUSTIN…….
oh my god I am so tired this is stupid
I’ve been up since 4
piss on me
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I am the worst at telling a joke oh my GOD
me: well like in the 70s they made birth supplements or something for pregnant women and a lot of women were taking it and it took a couple of years before they finally caught on that it was causing birth defects
me: so this one woman took it through her term and the day finally comes for her to give birth
Colin: oh yeahhhh
me: she finally gets the baby out but the nurses take it away and she's left alone for a little while before the doctor comes back in
me: he tells her flatout that he has good news and bad news and asks what she wants to hear first
me: she asks for the bad news, and he tells her that she has just given birth to a giant 7 lb ear
Colin: o
me: wait I'm laughing hold on
me: I think that was the good news
me: god
me: anyways
me: THEN
Colin: chisrt
me: oh mGOD hold on
me: kfbvhdjfkadgsjd
me: K'm dying
me: okay so that;s news
me: and then she's like
me: what's the bad news
me: and the doctor tells her
me: it's deaf
Colin: oh my god
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GREAT I’M LATE FOR WORK
I’ve been sitting outside the building for a while now but my coworker isn’t here and she has the key :-) cool :-)
a...a post about pizza?!!?!
notveryraven:
*tears off glasses so hard they shatter into a million pieces, the shards embedding themselves in various soft surfaces including my actual eyeballs*
SUCH ORIGINALITY! SUCH FLAIR FOR LANGUAGE!
*shits pants at force of 30kN*
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!
*clicks “like” so hard laptop explodes*
*the force from the explosion pushes me out the window where I fall to my...
adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
George clooney has a special surprise for his daughter when she gets home from school! Ants
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venusaurphobia:
dadsgladtoday:
netscapeshawty:
drivesl0w:
netscapeshawty:
if your favorite superhero is aquaman than i already look down on u
u spelt rapper and drake wrong
u really reached far for that drake slander there
dudes goin’ way out of their way to slam drake damn
from across the court
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reallyhotdad:
queermobile:
i’m really hungry someone fetch me a hot dad
you rang?
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Watchfartings:
wienerbutt:
my cameo on jersey shore
I’M SO IN LOVE
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Watchwienerbutt:
spooked ya
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tv review
dumbjabronimotherfucker:
more shows on TV should be like how it’s made. this show tells you about how things are made for 23 minutes, and then it’s over. the only person who talks is the narrator, and the only thing he narrates is how things are made. 10/10, i don’t know why this format hasn’t caught on.
blogsaretough:
a good way to explain homestuck to someone is to tell them that there’s a character who likes to grow vegetables except all her pumpkins keep disappearing and it’s only brought up that once and then referenced vaguely a couple times, and then it’s forgotten, until 6,000 pages later when it’s finally explained.
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everets:
Chuck Norris talks shit about being the best at Smash Bros. 64, but he just uses Samus and spams the B attack. He doesn’t even know Samus is a girl.
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momcave:
momcave:
should i paint my nails or just leave them plain with topcoat on
since I didn’t get any input i tore each nail off of my finger and now i’m grinding them into a smoothie
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pah:
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
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