Feel like makin’ a comic can’t think of anything funny
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nosajason replied to your post: I just took a chem exam at the college and… Where did your grammar go? iPhone won’t let me post right oops
I just took a chem exam at the college and wow That was even easier than my high school exam oh here’s the best part: there’s these preppy girls sitting next to me discussing in their nasaly voices how hard it was really now come on it was common sense god why are people so STUPID
Either there is a gas leak or one of my dogs just farted either way I’m probably gonna die
Studying for chemistry is fun Oh wait, no. What I meant to say was, studying for chemistry is not fun. Unless you’re Carl Sagan or something I guess
So I wrote a fiction essay for my English class at the college on the themes of isolation in Franz Kafka’s “The Metamorphosis” (guy turns into a giant cockroach) and John Updike’s “A & P” (girls walk into a store in bathing suits) and I titled it: “Isolation and Alienation: The Bug and the Babes” I hope my professor likes it
michaelgira: failbag replied to your post: What a shitty blog oh my god are you looking at my blog again Yeah I can’t help it
particleparades: i’m going to drop out of school and begin a career in professionally watching How It’s Made
Sophie is laying down in front of me and she kinda smells, and I say “You wanna take a bath?” She hates baths, and she knows what it means, so she turns and looks up at me with terrified puppy eyes. So I say, “Okay, you don’t need one” and she stretches up to give me a kiss on my nose and then lays back down :3
I’m really tired and I want to bake a cake but I don’t wanna clean
So I went a-lookin’ for a job on Friday and after only 30 minutes of hunting I was hired! :D I now work at a really nice new hibachi and sushi restaurant that can seat a million people and my co-hostess is awesome and we high-five after every crazy shift and I come home smelling delicious woo
sam: SNL Digital Short: Do The Creep The new tumblr anthem? SNL was great last night
2 tired 2 blog
krishbbb asked: is the House of Leaves a type of book you have to figure out how to read .. ? it looks strange.
I put my phone somewhere and now I can’t get up never gonna find my phone back to communicating with pigeons for me
thechosenjuan: I miss the old Universal Studios layout and most of the rides. I think the only addition that I’m totally alright with is The Mummy. Aside from that, I miss everything ugh. Back to the Future, the Nickelodeon studio, the Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera, and the Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies. The last on this list is the biggest disappointment of them all. They need...
it’s 46 degrees outside and I woke up trapped in a block of ice god I am so cold we had the AC on :-) not the heat we had the AC on because 46 degrees is hot hot hot another scrocher!
I’m so tired that I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks
why am I blogging I am too tired for this at what point of my life did I stop using any form of punctuation at which point? what point? which point? does it matter does grammar even matter oh whait I used a question mark lol
I plan on having an anteater as a future pet they’re supposed to be really nice and friendly and they can eat ants
having a pet octopus would be cool, but I heard they’re dangerous maybe it’s only when they’re doctors spider-man 2 wasn’t really clear on that
I always get so nervous when my dogs sleep on my bed because what if they fall off and break their necks and die what if they suffocate under the blanket and die what if I roll over and crush them and they die no sleep for me