October 2010
carboxylic:
I’m going to bed. I’ll shower in the morning since I’m too tired to do it now.
Oh I forgot to mention that I saw five dots of gum on the floor at school and I thought it was Cassiopeia at first (the constellation) but then I thought it was pentane (the hydrocarbon)
lol okay good night
it’s like we’re living the same life
“You know I love [murdering] puppies”
– Monica (via sadegrass)
YOU CAN’T DO THAT I NEVER SAID THE ORIGINAL STATEMENT
(via failbag)
YEAH OKAY LIKE YOU NEVER SAID YOU LOVED PUPPIES RIGHT
(via sadegrass)
THAT IS RIGHT
I love rice, though
Have fun with that
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“You know I love [murdering] puppies”
– Monica (via sadegrass)
YOU CAN’T DO THAT I NEVER SAID THE ORIGINAL STATEMENT
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“Now[…] I [am] a cannibal.”
– Nora Porter
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I mean who even takes another person's work on the...
everybody just be cool
-therealhorrorshow:
My mother.
hi yes thank you for stealing my comic please come again
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September 2010
My tv just went black
and if what I’ve heard is true
it won’t ever go back
Anonymous asked: can you post a picture of you from when you were younger?
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That's the last time I stay up til 2 AM watching...
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I ate KFC and now my stomach hurts
Feel tired
Decide to take a nap
Take a nap
Wake up more tired than before
No profit
himynameiscarl:
angrywithrage:
titanic would be exactly the same only there would be a scene where theyre like “OH NO AN ICEBERG” and they try to steer the ship out of the way but it zooms in on the captains face and hes like
“my god
this boat is
ALIVE”
and then the rest of the movie is the same as the original but so much better because the boat is alive
Sample dialogue:
Jack:...
carboxylic:
11:00pm advisory out
Not a TStorm :(
But there is a TStorm warning for all of South Florida
SO WHY IS THERE SCHOOL
“As of right now public schools are open”
and there’s tornado warnings :-)
but no let’s make everyone wake up at 6 am and drive through the pouring rain to go to school and do nothing but sit there being bored and wet and cold
ugh
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST VISIT TO THE BATHROOM WITH A...
futuresushi:
smallbombs:
this is a great post
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Cereal
particleparades:
commonsenseblog:
Sadly, this is incorrect. The point of a relationship status is to, as the title explains, tell one’s relationship status. Although one might be IN a relationship with cereal, the word “cereal” does not explain the status. So, if this were the case (that one was in a relationship with cereal), the correct box to tick would be ‘Taken’.
i like this blog
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“She could have laid this world to waste.
Maybe she still will.”
– House of Leaves (via apparitions)
ohhhhh
you don’t shoot the buns
you eat the buns
that makes more sense
I guess or whatever
Does anyone want to play LittleBigPlanet?
Anyone at all?
I won’t mind if you suck at it, honestly
Just don’t suck too much
thechosenjuan asked: monica why are you still following my old blog i have not used woahitsjuanito in like three or four months what is going on
orang3 asked: I finally bought a copy of HOUSE OF LEAVES!
Whoa shit got crazy fast. Give me advice.
Whoa shit got crazy fast. Give me advice.
To play or not to play video games
That is the true question
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SOME SHAKESPEARE RELATED JOKES I JUST CAME UP WITH
tweffjeedy:
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL SHAKESPEARE’S URINE A: SHAKESPEE
Q: WHAT FRUIT DID SHAKESPEARE HAVE FOR BREAKFAST A: A SHAKES-PEAR
Q: WHAT DID SHAKESPEARE DO WITH HIS CLASSMATE’S ESSAY A: HE SHAKES-PEER EDITED IT
Q: WHAT ELSE DID SHAKESPEARE HAVE FOR BREAKFAST A: AN EGG WHITE HAMLET
