March 2010
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Mom: You ready to do some cleaning?
Me: [turns on PS3] No...
my neighbors are BLASTING music
but it’s the beastie boys so it’s okay
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Best Argument... EVER
Miguel: YOU'RE LIKE A BIG FUCKING SUPER FAGGOT ROBOT DEVELOPED IN A SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENCY.
Kathy: YOU'RE LIKE THE BIG FUCKING SUPER FAGGOT ROBOT MACHINE THAT PRODUCED ME IN SAID GOVERNMENT AGENCY, MOTHER FAGGOT.
Miguel: YOU'RE LIKE THE FUCKING DIRECTOR OF THE SECRET FAGGOT ROBOT PRODUCING GOVERNMENT AGENCY THAT SPEARHEADED THE PROJECT FOR PRODUCING SUPER FAGGOT ROBOTS IN HOPES THAT YOU'D BE SEEN AS LESS OF A FAGGOT IN COMPARISON AND YOU COULD SCISSOR SOME BIG LASER SHOOTING LESBIAN MECHA BITCH.
Kathy: YOU'RE LIKE THE YOUNG ASPIRING COCK MONGLING FAGGOT SCIENTIST THAT MADE A BREAKTHROUGH IN ROBOT TECHNOLOGY ONE DAY WHILE HE WAS TAKING IT IN THE ASS BUT HAD YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT FINDINGS RAIDED AND STOLEN BY THE GOVERNMENT AFTER YOUR FAGGOT COLLEAGUE FRIENDS SPREAD THE WORD OF YOUR FAGGOTRY!
Miguel: YOU'RE LIKE A RACE OF FUCKING FAGGOT ALIENS THAT CAME TO EARTH ALL THE WAY FROM PLANET FAGGOT JUST SO YOU COULD ABDUCT A FAGGOT SCIENTIST, FUCK HIM IN THE ASS, AND GIVE HIM THE BLUEPRINTS TO MAKE BIG FUCKING FAGGOT ROBOTS. BUT YOU ERASED HIS MEMORY, MADE HIM SUCK YOUR ALIEN COCK, FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS AGAIN AND ERASED HIS MEMORY OF ALL FAGGOTRY ONCE MORE SO HE'D TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BIG FUCKING SUPER FAGGOT ROBOTS.
Kathy: Well... YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
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If your hand is bigger than your face then you...
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
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In case you were wondering,
he loved it and I got an ‘A’
;)
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You guys want to see a comic that I had to do for...
that’s a rhetorical question
of course you do
I laugh at all of you for having a scene phase
tatertotcrusher:
You see, although I wasn’t scene, I was a computer nerd/nerd/geek and socially awkward.
Same here
total dorknerd
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These feelings tend to leave me with a hole in my...
