December 2010
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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sawthesuns asked: When I'm 17 I want to be just like you ok.
Dec 1st
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did I say bury? I meant burn somebody kill me and burn my body I don’t want my lameness spreading like some kind of plague
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2010
luckymonkey24 asked: youre funny.


i like you :D
Nov 30th
“usually if i stub my toe, for a short second, i want to hit someone SO BAD....”
– comment on youtube
Nov 30th
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isabelisweird: Things my mom puts in the fridge peanut butter Things my mom doesn’t put in the fridge mayonnaise ketchup applesauce you got it ALL WRONG 
Nov 30th
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Today’s agenda eat play video games go to school come home eat play video games I’m so productive
Nov 30th
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See socks on table Walk over to table The socks are a napkin time for bed
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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As a Christmas present to the Miama tumblrs I may go visit them I’ll make sure to bring my butt
Nov 30th
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“Don’t be scared. They’re just numbers, right? We have calculators!”
– My trig professor
Nov 30th
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Me: Okay it's 10:30 so I won't play PS3 'cause I'd be up all night
Me: I'll just go on the computer for a little while
Me: taka taka taka taka taka
Me: Oops it's almost midnight
Me: Guess that didn't work
Me: ...
Me: taka taka taka taka taka
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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tumblr says I have a new message, but when I go to see it it’s not there it’s probably something stupid like “I like nachos” ugh I just want to see it it’s driving me crazy
Nov 30th
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I have reached a new milestone in followers katy perry’s boobs for everyone!
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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a-police-officer asked: Hihi
your blog was on of the first blogs I followed because almost every thing you posted made me laugh and you have a greeaat personality.

So yeah tumblr luv
I don't really know why I'm telling you this now but yeah.
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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"I slept for an half and hour"
I’m not sure exactly how long they slept to be honest
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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meth0d-acts-deactivated20120223 asked: i am making you a sharpie'd shirt, i have a shirt and a marker ready
JUST SAY THE WORDS YOU SO DESIRE AND I WILL WEAR IT ON A SHIRT
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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I just tried saying 'dulled' and 'dimmed' at the...
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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dallywally: Expectations: Reality:
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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confusedtree asked: It feels
Like being caressed in the soft hands of Halle Berry everywhere
Nov 28th
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“My childhood will be ruined if you don’t get me this ice cream”
– Little girl to her dad, at Publix
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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When I’m driving and clipping my nails out the window it’s not crashing I’m worried about it’s dropping my nail clippers
Nov 27th
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what if I bought this can I just
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th