This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.... →
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
LOL MICHAEL CERA.
Why you shouldn't ask the internet for help. →
(via jjustin) I LOL’d
Did not think before I spoke
Mom: (to my brother) You really need to start wearing your retainer. You’d only have to wear it once a month. Me: Yeah it’d be like a period but it your mouth.
Newscast airs ‘Lost’ scene as Flight 447’s last... →
brettjohn: In their rush to air exclusive photos of Flight 447’s destruction, no one in this newsroom stopped to ask the logical questions, such as: 1) How did the camera survive? and 2) Why are the photos in wide-screen format? The answers, of course, are: 1) Because the footage is from Lost. And, 2) because the footage is from Lost lolfail
fmylife: Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML Wtffff
You: do u liek mudkipz? Stranger: what is mudkipz？ You have disconnected.
I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment. Ok, who am I kidding? I still do that. I’m usually about 30 seconds late for work everyday. But when I was a kid, this drove my mother to the brink of sanity. She put up with it for a long time, always managing to get me roused and dressed, books in hand and out...
growingup: srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl: MC Chris - White...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
mastodonstorm: Nothing; you already told her twice. GOING TO HELL GOING TO HELL GOING TO HELL WORTH IT LOL
Lawyer demands $65 million for missing pants →