October 2009
Reblog if you just refreshed your dashboard
Halloween Safety Tips
Halloween, though lots of frightful fun, can also be full of potential dangers. Here are some tips to make your kids’ All Saints’ Eve an All “Safe” Eve:
Pack your child’s rectum with razor blades to make him/her less desirable to would-be molesters.
Always trick-or-treat in groups of 400,000.
Many troublemakers and dangerous people come out on Halloween night. To...
Eventually the internet will run out of pictures...
alvareo:
meysell:
failbag:
meysell:
alvareo:
meysell:
(via piniyopo)
Eventually the internet will run out of pictures...
meysell:
alvareo:
meysell:
(via piniyopo)
The name of all the continents end with the same...
Your mind has been blown
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong...
Alvareo
alvareo:
failbag:
Ding-ding-ding!
:O I WON! What did I win?
I sent you some kittens
But I forgot the air holes e___e
Alvareo
Ding-ding-ding!
“I don’t understand anything.”
– Patrick Star
Oh you’re too excited to type, okay
Onwards with the yawning!
Should I spam your dash with pics of my dogs...
y/n
‘The Lion King’ via Movie-a-Minute.
Scar
You killed your father.
Simba
(runs away)
Nala
We need you.
Simba
(runs back)
THE END
