tiny baby bird blog
I used to ride Naruto’s dick. I’d ride his huge nine-tail dick so hard!!
my roommate
me: ryan get up
ryan: i dont WANNA
emma: ryan you sound like a petulant child
ryan: no i DONT
hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

internetsafetyname I thought about you this morning because I was eating expired Sbux pastries and drinking out of my Texas mug 👶💕

internetsafetyname:

i want to eat expired pastries with monica and yell at supernatural………. bring me the chosen barista

😘🔜

woodfall:

I’m hearing that “turn down for what” song for the first time and he raises a good point

never thought I’d have so much in common with iced coffee

never thought I’d have so much in common with iced coffee