tiny baby bird blog

I haven’t worn my retainer in 5 months

taco yogurt would be disgusting

sourgoat:

yes

ignitionremix:

im just here to post my memes and talk about my feels 

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

squirrel-taxedermy:

When I die I want to be reincarnated as the tray that collects the warm papers fresh out of the printer

white man: well, if male privilege and white privilege exist, then how come my life isn't perfect? checkmate
internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."